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April 29, 2004

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Glen Snow for sending in today’s report which features Bozo Rule Number 4792: Don’t get married at the courthouse if you have outstanding warrants. From Bismarck, North Dakota comes the story of Bozo Cory Hamilton and his bride Daniella Karl who went down to the county courthouse last Friday to get married. One of the police officers there thought he recognized a member of the wedding party as a suspect in an ongoing investigation. He turned out to be wrong about that but while running a quick drivers license check he discovered that the groom was a wanted man. There were warrants out for him in Montana for writing bad checks. They let him get hitched before cuffing him.

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