Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

April 30, 2004

Thanks to several Bozo News Hawks for sending in this one from Fort Worth, Texas where bozo Sharon Lang held up a bank and got away with an undisclosed amount of cash. And after getting the money she went to a safe place to count it and perhaps hide it, right? Wrong. Instead she drove directly from the bank she robbed to her own bank where she tried to deposit the money into her account. When she opened her purse to take out the cash, the dye pack exploded, covering her and her money in pink. She’s under arrest.

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