Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

March 2, 2004

(Best of Bozo) Bozo criminal for today comes from Annapolis, Maryland, where bozo Chad Wilson was in violation of his parole and was about to be taken into custody in the county courthouse when he broke free and ran from the courtroom. Our bozo, with deputies in hot pursuit, ran to the nearby Maryland Inn, where he hid in a closet. So far, so good. It’s when our bozo came out of the closet that he got into trouble. Inside that closet, for reasons unknown, was a full-size bunny suit, complete with floppy pink ears and big bunny feet. Yes, our bozo put it on. And yes, he was immediately spotted by the deputies and arrested.

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