Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

March 5, 2004

(Best of Bozo) Bozo criminal for today comes from Idaho Falls, Idaho, where bozo Ron Powell spotted a pack of cigarettes, a lighter and a candy bar inside an unlocked car. Unable to resist, our bozo reached in and grabbed the goodies. And, to cover his tracks, he then stepped back and wiped down the car with a towel to erase his fingerprints. Unfortunately for him, he was so focused on the things he wanted to steal that he failed to notice a couple of other important things about the car. Like the police radio inside and the light rack on the top. Yep, he robbed a police car. In broad daylight. With the officer standing nearby. He’s in jail.

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