Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

March 8, 2004

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Dewitt Fields for sending in today’s report from the International File in Palma de Mallorca, Spain where an unidentified bozo walked into a bank, flashed a gun and demanded money. As the teller was getting the cash for him, our bozo took a look at the loot and decided that it would be too heavy for him to carry out. So, he asked her if instead she could just transfer the funds into his account. He said about 100 million euros would be fine and showed her his bank ID card so she’d be sure and get the account number right. She did. And so did the cops who showed up at our bozo’s house shortly after he returned home.

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