Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

March 9, 2004

Bozo criminal for today comes from the International File in Petropolis, Brazil where an unidentified bozo broke into a bar through the roof, falling to the floor and accidentally shooting himself in the foot in the process. Thinking that the whole thing might not have been such a good idea, he left without stealing anything and headed home, not noticing that his foot left a bloody trail all the way to his house just a hundred yards from the bar. He’s under arrest.

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