Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

March 10, 2004

Bozo criminal for today comes from Covington, Georgia where bozo Alice Parker went shopping at the local Wal-Mart. She loaded her basket with over $1000 worth of stuff and when she was ready to check out she first tried to use two gift cards worth $2.32. When that didn’t work, she reached into her purse and handed the cashier a $1,000,000 bill. Yep, she had printed up the bill, complete with a picture of the Statue of Liberty on it. Guess she thought the Wal-Mart cashier would have $999,000 in change. She even had a couple of extra $1,000,000 in her purse, just in case. She won’t be needing them. She’s under arrest.

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