Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

March 11, 2004

Bozo criminal for today comes from Bakersfield, California where bozo James Edwards robbed a 7-Eleven at gunpoint. After fleeing the store, our bozo jumped a wall into the backyard of a nearby house where he discarded the bandanna he had used to cover his face, his gloves, his .357 Magnum and the jacket he’d been wearing. Trouble is, the jacket still contained his county jail ID card in the pocket. He’s back in jail.

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