Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

March 12, 2004

Bozo criminal for today comes from Brevard, County, Florida where bozo Samuel Neely held up a bank, getting away with a small amount of cash and fleeing in his car. One of the bank employees got the license number and noticed the rear tire on the getaway car was flat. Officers began checking the tire shops nearby and, yep, there was our bozo, getting it fixed. He’s under arrest.

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