Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

March 15, 2004

Thanks to several Bozo News Hawks for alerting us to this story. From Stamford, Connecticut comes the story of bozo Davaugn Green who spotted a car driving slowly through the neighborhood. Thinking he knew what they wanted, our bozo hopped in and asked the guys in the front seat what kind of drugs they wanted and how much. Then, he said to them, "You guys look like cops." They did, because they were. Driving an unmarked car but with jackets on that had "Police" written in big letters on the back, on the sleeves and on the front. He’s under arrest.

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