Bozo criminal for today comes from Chalmette, Louisiana where bozo Joseph Burns called the cops to complain about a business transaction that had gone bad. He told the police that he had traded a microwave oven for some crack cocaine. But after he tried to smoke it he found the crack was "wack". It was no good. When the police arrived to take his statement, he voluntarily offered his crack pipe and the fake drugs as evidence. He was arrested for possession of drug paraphernalia.