Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

March 18, 2004

Bozo criminal for today may be a crook, but at least his mother taught him good manners. From Cary, North Carolina comes the story of bozo Thomas Bates who held up a convenience store, getting away with about 40 bucks. A short time later, our bozo returned to apologize. The clerk locked him inside the store and called the cops. He’s under arrest.

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