Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

March 22, 2004

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Eddie Forgey for sending in today’s report. From the International File in Lisbon, Portugal comes the story of an unidentified bozo who showed up at the police station to ask for some money to help him return to his home. It’s a tradition in Portugal for police stations to have a small emergency fund, which they can use to help people in need. Before giving our bozo his money the cops did a routine background check on him. Yep, you guessed it. He was a wanted fugitive. He won’t be going back home for a while.

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