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March 25, 2004

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Glen Snow for sending in today’s report. From Pennsauken, New Jersey comes the story of bozos Juan Garcia and Danny Ortega whose first mistake was attempting to break into a car near the police station. Of course they were spotted by officers. They made their second, and fatal, error when they tried to run from the cops and ran right into the police station’s back parking lot. They’re under arrest.

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