Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

March 26, 2004

Bozo criminal for today comes from the International File in Arendal, Norway, where an unidentified bozo, dressed as a ninja, robbed a gas station. He got away with only a few dollars and, not satisfied, called a local newspaper that offers a reward for crime tips. He proceeded to describe his crime and himself in detail. When he showed up at the police station to make a written statement, a condition for receiving the reward, he was recognized by a customer from the gas station and was immediately arrested.

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