Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Christine Dyer for sending in today’s report from Corpus Christi, Texas where our bozos violated Bozo Rule Number 1844: Before committing a crime, it’s always a good idea to get the getaway car tuned up. Our bozos walked into a convenience store, flashed a gun at the clerk and demanded cash. When the clerk couldn’t open the register one of the bozos simply grabbed it and ran, throwing it into the back seat of their 1989 Oldsmobile. So far, so good. But when it came time to make their getaway, the old Olds wouldn’t crank. After a couple of frustrating minutes, our bozos fled on foot, leaving the cash and the car behind. The cops arrested them a couple of blocks away.