Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

March 30, 2004

Bozo criminal for today comes from the International File in Berlin, Germany. Our bozo broke into a bar and was in the process of stealing some wine when the cops cornered him. Rather than give up the evidence, he turned the bottle up and chugged it. Bad idea. What he didn’t know was that the owner of the bar, in an effort to catch whoever it was that had been stealing liquor, had replaced the wine in some bottles with vinegar. Not surprisingly, the stuff made him sick. The cops arrested him after he quit hurling.

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