Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

February 4, 2004

Bozo criminal for today comes from the International File in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil where our crook violated Bozo Rule Number 5101: When committing a crime, it’s usually better to rob a place where they don’t know you. Our bozo donned a black mask and was carrying a gun when he entered the restaurant where he worked. The restaurant manager immediately recognized his voice and simply jerked the mask off and grabbed the gun. Our embarrassed bozo tried to escape but was quickly captured.

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