Bozo criminal for today comes from Greenville, South Carolina where bozo Clyde Hampton’s stupidity has gone off the bozo charts. Our bozo walked into a liquor store, formed his hand into a gun shape, and pointed it at the clerk, telling him to empty the register. Realizing that his head was the emptiest thing around, the clerk simply walked outside and flagged down a car for help. The cops captured our bozo while he was still wandering around outside the store. Don’t know if they made him give up his "weapon."