Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

February 11, 2004

Bozo criminal for today comes from Allentown, Pennsylvania where bozo Rico Carrera was stopped at a red light, chatting with a pedestrian on the corner. When the light turned green, the man in the car behind our bozo honked and shouted for him to either move on or pull over. This didn’t sit too well with bozo Rico and he shouted back and cursed before peeling out. Bad idea. The man in the car behind him was a police officer in an unmarked car. When he pulled Rico over, he discovered that our bozo was driving a stolen car. With a suspended license. With a large amount of cocaine in the car. He’s under arrest.

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