Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

February 12, 2004

Thanks to several Bozo News Hawks who sent in this one from the International File in Amsterdam, Holland. It’s the story of an unidentified bozo who stole a Dutch cop’s cell phone right out of his parked patrol car. That in itself was stupid but it gets worse (or better). When the cop noticed his phone was missing, he used another officer’s cell to dial his own phone number. And much to his surprise, he heard it ringing in the pocket of our bozo who was still standing nearby. Busted!

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