Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

February 19, 2004

Bozo criminal for today comes from Dayton, Ohio where police were called to a local convenience store with a report of a break in. Upon arrival, the cops discovered the ATM machine had been taken. An eyewitness told them she had seen two men dragging the ATM out the back door. Taking a look down the alley, the cops were surprised to see a trail of ATM parts, including the sign, a light and a phone cord. The parts had fallen off as our bozos dragged the machine to their apartment nearby, giving the cops a perfect trail to follow. They’re under arrest.

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