Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

February 20, 2004

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Ralph Lundgren for sending in today’s report. From Colorado Springs, Colorado comes the story of bozo Marco Lopez who dropped his jacket off at the dry cleaners, telling them he needed rush service and would be back to pick it up at 6 that evening. As employees were preparing it for cleaning, they noticed something sticking from the pocket. Upon further investigation it was discovered that our bozo had left cocaine, heroin and methamphetamine valued at over $8000 in the pockets. The cops where waiting when our bozo stopped back by.

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