Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

February 24, 2004

Bozo criminal for today comes from the International File in the Yangtze Province of China. A female bozo there shoplifted a pair of pants from the local department store. After getting home, she discovered the pants were too long. So, she did what any bozo would do. She returned to the store to ask for the free alterations. The store manager recognized her as the thief and stalled her until the police arrived.

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