Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Rob Holahan for sending in today’s report. From the Going Home Empty Handed division in Taopi, Minnesota comes the story of an unidentified group of bozos that broke into a bar by kicking in the back door. Once inside they looked for anything of value. The most intriguing item they found was a safe mounted to the counter, which they ripped off and carried out. Don’t know if they’ve gotten it open yet, but they are sure going to be disappointed when they do. According to the owner of the bar, the safe was empty except for a tube of denture adhesive. Gives a whole new meaning to taking a "bite" out of crime.