Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

January 6, 2004

Bozo criminal for today comes from the International File in Dalsland, Sweden where an unidentified bozo broke into a paper plant and stole $25,000 worth of computers. Police are confident they’ll have no problem catching him since he left behind a sample of his DNA. Our bozo used the toilet before he left and forgot to flush.

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