Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

January 8, 2004

Bozo criminal for today comes from Wilmette, Illinois where bozo Jacob Henson broke into a house and stole a set of keys and a new BMW belonging to the homeowner. For reasons known only to the bozo mind, he returned to the same house the very next night where he was wounded when an already nervous homeowner fired a shot at him. He was arrested when he drove himself to the hospital in the stolen BMW.

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