Bozo criminal for today violated seldom used Bozo Rule number 10,976: It’s not a good idea to be a big tipper when you’re using stolen money. From Albany, New York comes the story of bozo Robert Parks who took a cab down to the bank and then had the cabbie wait while he held it up. When he returned with his cash, he had the driver head to a nearby shopping mall. When they got there, our bozo gave the driver $170 and told him to keep the change. The cab driver was suspicous of the large tip, flagged down a passing patrol car and told them what had happened. The cops put two and two together and arrested our bozo while he was still shopping inside the mall.