Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

January 12, 2004

Bozo criminal for today comes from the International File in Bremen, Germany where an unidentified bozo dressed himself up as Dracula, complete with a cape, cap, sunglasses and vampire teeth. He armed himself with a toy gun and headed for the nearest bank. Unfortunately, he encountered a police patrol car in the bank parking lot. The count pointed his toy gun at the officers and continued on his way. Bad idea. The cops had him under arrest before he ever even made it to the front door.

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