Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

January 14, 2004

Thanks to several Bozo News Hawks who alerted us to this one. From the International File in Northern Denmark comes the story of two unidentified bozos who stole a car from a home and quickly thought better of it when they saw the guy they had stolen the car from chasing them in another vehicle. Noticing that he was gaining on them, one of our bozos whipped out his cell phone and called the cops. He identified himself and his buddy as car thieves and asked if the cops would be so kind as to please meet them at a nearby intersection and arrest them. The police were more than happy to oblige.

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