Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

January 15, 2004

Bozo criminal for today comes from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania where bozo Michael Maxwell held up a bank. The teller gave him some cash and he headed for the door. As he was leaving, a security guard shouted to him that the teller needed to see him again. Our obedient bozo walked right back in. Bad idea. The doors locked behind him and the security guard tackled him.

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