Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

January 16, 2004

Bozo criminal for today comes from the International File in Serbia where bozo Sasa Jeremic, 18, broke into a restaurant. Inside he found some cash and a laptop computer. Excited at his good luck on his first "job", our bozo decided to celebrate. So he raided the restaurant’s fridge and its liquor cabinet. And you can probably guess the rest. After a nice meal topped off with wine and a few glasses of cognac, our bozo fell sound asleep. And he was still sleeping it off when restaurant employees arrived the next morning. He’s now napping in jail.

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