Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

January 21, 2004

Bozo criminals for today may have had the worst timing ever. A team of seven bozos walked into a Long Island, New York jewelry store, flashed their weapons and announced a robbery. At that very moment, in the back of the store, the owner was on the phone with-guess who?-the police chief. He managed to tell the chief that something was up before our bozos entered his office and tied him up. They shouldn’t have wasted any time. The cops arrived while the robbery was still in progress.

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