Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

January 26, 2004

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Andrew Neilson for sending in today’s report. Our bozo for today obviously wasn’t a boy scout because he certainly wasn’t prepared. From Dania Beach, Florida comes the story of bozo Wesley Moore who walked into a Seven Eleven with his shirt over his head and carrying a .22 caliber rifle. He pointed the rifle at the clerk and then a light bulb went on in his head. He’d forgotten to load the gun! So he lowered the gun and began rummaging through his pockets. Finally he found the ammo but had some problems loading the gun because he’d brought the wrong ammunition. By this time the clerk and the customers in the store realized they were dealing with a bozo and they jumped him, holding him down until the cops arrived.

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