Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

January 27, 2004

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Martijn Baars for sending in today’s report. From the International File in Rotterdam, The Netherlands comes the story of a French "tourist" who got a little nervous when he spotted a couple of policemen taking a look at him as he waited inside a train station. He got nervous enough that he decided to light up a cigarette. Bad idea. He should have taken a look at the signs all around the place. Smoking is banned at train stations in Holland. When the cops came over to talk to him they couldn’t help but notice a suspicious bulge. A quick check revealed the bulge was 2.3 kilos of heroin which our bozo had strapped to his chest. Busted! Hopefully for him the jails aren’t smoke-free, too.

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