Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

January 29, 2004

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk David Ball for sending in today’s report. From Providence, Rhode Island comes the story of bozos Kenneth McKenzie and Earle Smith who abducted a man they accused of owing them money. They took their hostage over to their apartment and pointed a gun at him, telling him to pay up or else. It was at this point that our bozos realized the clip had fallen out of the gun. Unable to find it anywhere inside the apartment, our bozos decided to go outside and retrace their steps looking for it. Before leaving they gave their hostage a stern warning not to leave. He did. He also called the cops. Our bozos are under arrest.

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