Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Ben Ball for sending in today’s report. From Lexington, North Carolina comes a story that goes a long way toward proving the old adage that bozos, like opposites, attract. It seems bozo Teresa Jackson’s boyfriend was in jail and Teresa hatched a bozo plan for getting him out. She went down to the jail with a mini blowtorch in her purse. While she was waiting for the guards to bring her boyfriend from the cell, she began melting a corner of the plexiglas that separates visitors from inmates. Unfortunately, this produced a large volume of noxious smoke, which attracted the attention of the other guards. She’s under arrest.