Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

December 3, 2003

Bozo criminal for today comes from the International File in Olpe, Germany where an unidentified bozo tried to shoplift 177 packs of cigarettes…by stuffing them down his pants. Hope it was the soft pack and not the box-that could have been painful! He tried to sneak out with the help of three accomplices who formed a protective shield by holding newspapers in front of his bulging trousers. Witnesses said this drew almost as much attention to him as his "funny walk." He’s under arrest.

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