Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

December 5, 2003

Bozo criminal for today comes from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania where bozo Mike Malcolm passed a hold up note to a teller at the local bank. She gave him some cash and he made a quick getaway. And he was captured just as quickly. The hold up note was written on the back of one of his personal checks, and on the front, of course, was his complete name, address and phone number. He’s under arrest.

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