Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

December 10, 2003

Bozo criminal for today comes from the International File in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil where two bozos tunneled out of jail. That part of their escape was well planned. It was when they found themselves outside that things started to go wrong. Their tunnel emerged just outside the prison gates and our bozos popped out and immediately began trying to hail a cab. As you might imagine, this did attract the attention of several of the prison guards. They’re back inside, hopefully in a cell with a concrete floor.

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