Bozo criminal for today comes from the International File in Sydney, Australia where bozo Gregory Wall dressed as Santa Claus and held up a bank. His plan went like this: After pulling the stickup he would run to a nearby horse trailer, dump the Santa suit and make his getaway on his bicycle. Fine. Except for one thing. In his haste, he forgot to change pants. And a man in Santa Claus pants riding a bicycle does attract some attention. He’s under arrest.