Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

December 12, 2003

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Arsh Dhadwal for sending in today’s report. From the International File in Berlin, Germany comes the story of an unidentified bozo who showed up at the police station asking the cops to check and see if he was on their "wanted" list. While they were taking a look another officer noticed something sticking out of our bozo’s ear. Upon further investigation that something was determined to be a packet of heroin. Busted!

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