Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

December 15, 2003

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Glen Snow for sending in today’s report. From Aurora, Illinois comes the story of three bozos who broke into a residence. Something went wrong during their crime and our bozos began firing their weapons. Don’t know what their intended targets were but somehow our bozos all ended up getting shot…in the foot, leg, arm and, uhm, backside. They limped to the home of a nearby friend who called the cops after taking them to the hospital. They’re under arrest.

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