Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

December 18, 2003

Bozo criminal for today comes from Binghampton, New York where bozo Joshua Harrington pulled something right out of an old Three Stooges episode. He grabbed a bottle of rum off the shelf of a local liquor store and dashed out the door, running head first into a utility pole. He’s listed in fair condition with a head injury. The owner of the liquor store took pity on him and declined to press charges.

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