Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

December 19, 2003

Bozo criminal for today comes from the Junior Division. In Salem, New Hampshire, several high school students rigged a computer to print fake report cards to take home to their parents. Guess they must have been pretty proud of themselves, too, as many of them raised failing grades all the way up to A’s. They were tripped up when several proud parents called the principal to ask why their children weren’t on the honor roll.

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