Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

December 22, 2003

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Mireille Longtin for sending in today’s report. From the International File in Adelaide, Australia comes the story of bozo Charles Hardy who called the cops to report thieves breaking into his house to steal his marijuana. Yep, that’s what he told them. Officers arrived to find a pot robbery in progress. Four men were arrested for trying to steal the plants, which were being grown in two rooms of our bozo’s home. Or maybe what used to be his home. He’s taken up residence now in jail.

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