(Best of Bozo) Bozo criminals for today come from Berkeley, California where bozos John Wright and Phillip Tucker held up two armored car guards as they approached an ATM machine, grabbing a couple of bank deposit bags and fleeing on foot. Maybe they didn’t notice the bags seemed a little light. The guards weren’t there to stock the machine with cash. They were there to collect the day’s deposits, and they hadn’t done that yet. The bags were empty, just like our bozos’ brains.