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December 29, 2003

(Best of Bozo) Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Glen Snow for sending in today’s report. From Upper Darby, Pennsylvania comes the story of bozo Allen Hardy who walked into the local convenience store dressed in a Tigger costume. That’s right, Tigger from Winnie the Pooh, a complete getup including the head and tail. Not surprisingly, the outfit didn’t exactly strike fear in the heart of the sales clerk. Our bozo then tossed a note her way that said, "$25,000 please. I have a bomb." The clerk told him they didn’t have that much in the register and proceeded to ignore him (as much as you can ignore someone in a Tigger suit). He finally got discouraged and left. The cops later spotted Tigger strolling the neighborhood and arrested him.

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