Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

October 1, 2003

Bozo criminal for today comes from the International File in Victoria, British Columbia, Canada where bozo Robert Tarver was only trying to help. Police were investigating a series of car break-ins in his apartment complex when our bozo invited the officers into his apartment. He explained that he had an outside video surveillance system that monitored the parking lot and he thought it might contain valuable information. When the officers entered, they were immediately overwhelmed by the smell of marijuana, which our bozo was apparently so used to that he didn’t even notice. The videotape turned out to be useless but the officers returned with a search warrant and busted him for possession of over $100,000 worth of pot, hashish and mushrooms.

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