Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

October 3, 2003

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Donald Stephens for sending in today’s report. From Lincoln, Nebraska comes the story of bozo Dustin Raymond who is a junior studying biochemistry at the University of Nebraska. But, you can be well educated and still be a bozo as Dustin proved when he bragged about his success at stealing street signs to the Daily Nebraskan newspaper. He even went so far as to say one of the only ways to get caught is to hang the signs someplace stupid, like in a window. Yeah, or tell the story to the paper and let them take a picture of you with your stolen signs. He’s had another picture taken now. A mugshot. He’s been arrested for theft.

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